Sunday 8 May 2011

BHABHI AUR BAHAN KO CHODA (2)

Hello, doston mera naam AVINASH hai. Mai aap logon ke sath
apni sex life ke bare mai bata ne jar aha hoon. Mera umar 20 saal
hai. Mere parivar mai hum sirf teen log hai, mai, mummy aur didi
kamini. Mummy 45 saal ki hai aur didi 30 ki jinki shadi ho chuki
hai. Hum log Gaziabad ke paas ek gaon ke rehne wale hai jaisa ki aap
log jante hai ki gaon mai shadiyan choti hi age mai ho jati hai khas
taur par larkiyon ki. Mummy ki bhi 15 saal ki age mai shadi hui thi.
Isi tarha didi ki bhi18 saal ki age mai shadi ho gayi thi. Hum
achche khate pite ghar ke log hai pitaji ke bad bhi hume rupye paise
ki koi kami nahi thi kheti se achchi kamai ho jati thi. Mai aajkal
sahar mai hi rah kar padta hoon maine yahan ek room kiraye par le
rakha hai. Haanlanki didi ki sasural bhi yahi hai per mai ristedari
mai rah kar nahi panda chahta tha. Waise bhi maine room ek
multystaury building mai leraka tha. Aisi bulddings mai padosi bhi
aap ko pareshan nahi karte. Sab apne mai mast rahte hai ab ate haiu
main baat par. Meri sex life achchi khasi hai apne college ki kai
larkiyon ko mai yahan lakar chod chukka hoon. Jab koi nahi milti to
muth maar leta hoon. Mastram ki kitabe pad kar mastram ki kitabo mai
jyadater nazdiki riston mai sex ke bare mai hota hai jo padne ke bad
ji karta hai kisi ko pakad chod dallon. Lekin ye bhi soch ta hoon ki
kya sach mai riston mai bhi chudai hoti hai. Kya koi apni ma aur
bahan ko chod sakta hai. Per apni didi ke sath chudai karne ke bad
ye baat manni padi. Hua yun ki ek din mai apne room per hi tha ki
didi mere room par aayi who aksar ati rahti thi. Mere liye kuch na
kuch lati rahti thi. Us din bhi who shopping kar ke aayi thi. Kamini
didi 30 saal ki bahut hi sunder aur kamuk chehere walli aurat hai
unka figer 38-28-36 ka hai unki chunchee aur gaand dekh kar kisi ka
bhi lund khra ho sakta. Jaise hi who room mai aayi to boli, "kya
AVINASH, tu ghar nahi aa sakta kya?" Mai bola, "didi meri padai
khrab hoti hai." "Bada aya padne wala mujhe sab pata hai tu kya
karta hai?" didi tapak se boli.Mai bola, "kya didi?" Achcha chal
mujhe pani to pila." "Soaury didi, abhi lata hoon." Maine freez se
pani ki botal nikal kar unko di, wo pani pi kar boli uufffff kitni
garmi hai. Mai bola, "haan didi." Hum dono mai aise hi baaten hoti
rahi, ki achanak hum chonk pade pure city mai karfu laga diya gaya
tha police ki gadiyon se public ko bataya jar aha tha ki sahar mai
achanak hindu-muslim roites ki vazah se pure sahar mai dhara 144
laga di gayi hai. Ye sun kar didi preshan ho gayi, "are, ab mai ghar
kaise jaungi?"Mai bola, "didi ab to jab tak karfu nahi hat jata aap
ko rukna padega.""Lekin….?""Are didi ho sakta hai subha tak karfu
khul jaye..!""Lekin ghar par sab chinta karenge." Didi boli !Mai
bola, "didi aap ke paas mobile aap phon kar do!""Lekin mai yahan
uffff kya karoon?" "Kya didi lao mai karta hoon!" mai bola.

Didi ne mujhe phon diya. Maine dail kiya ring jane lagi,
hello ….. kahan ho tum kamini Jija ji ki awaz ayi . mai bola hello
jijaji namaste mai AVINASH didi yahin hai .mere paas lekin city mai
to karfu laga hua hai didi bahut pareshan hai. Jija ji bole… tnxs
god mai to dar hi gaya tha .achcha tum apni didi ko bolo ki wahin
par rahe subah kosish karta aa kar le jaunga.Mai bola, "aap hi baat
kar lo didi bahut pareshan hai!" Maine didi ko phone diya. Hello
haan ji lekin mai yahan par Kaise?"........ ji thik hai.Maine
pucha, "kya hua didi?" to boli, "Hua kya ab to rukna hi padega aur
kya." "to kya hua?" mai bola yahan aap ko kon si pareshani
hai?" "Aree yaar lekin mai rat ko pahnugi kya? mere paas kya aur
kapde hai?" "Haaan," mai bola "yeh pareshani to hai. Aap mere lungi
aur kurta pahan lena." "Huumm yahi thik rahega! Achcha khane ka kya
hai?" "Khana to banana padega didi! Chalo thik hai daal chawal to
honge tumhare paas wahi bana lete hai" wo boli! "Haan, daal chawal
hai aur kuch sabziyan bhi hai jo freez mai hai" maine kaha.Sham ke 8
pm ho chuke the didi khana tyyar kar rahi thin mai pad raha tha,
thbi didi ne awaz di "AVINASH yahan to aa." Mai unke pass gya aur
bola, "haan didi kya baat hai!" to wo boli, "are ghi kahan hai?"
maine unhe ghi ka jar dya aur khda ho gya whin par.didi us waqt
peticot aur blouse mai thi. Jo ki pasine se bhig gya tha kaphi garmi
thi kichen is liye didi ne saree uttar di thi bhige hue peticot aur
blouse se unke badan ka sara bhugol nazar aa raha tah. Unki gaand
dekh kar mere andaer ka saitan jaag utha safed rang ke peticot aur
blouse se unki bra joki safed rang ki thi.aur chudton ka rang dekh
kar pata chalta tha ki unhone penti nahi pahni hai uuuuufff ye sab
dekh kar mera loda ekdam khda hogaya .Bure-bure khyal dil mai aane
lage. Par wo meri badi bahan hai ye soch kar mai wapas jaane laga to
wo boli, "kahan jare ho yahi raho na? mai akeli baure haurahi hoon.
Chalo kuch baaten karte hau khana bhi ban jayega aur bauriyat bhi
nahi hogi." Maine kaha, "thik hai didi aur batao yahaan koi
pareshani to nahi hai?" didi boli, "nahi koi prob

nahi hi mai aram se hoon. Tumhare college kya kya haal hai?" "Ji
badiya hai mai to bas college jaata hoon aur ghar par rahta
hoon.""Achcha AVINASH jara ek baat to bata?" Mai bola, "kya
didi?" "Tu college mai apni padai par dhyan deta hai ya ladkiyon
par?" "Kya didi aap bhi bas." "Kyon kya tere college mai koi sunder
ladki nahi hai?" "Hai didi bahut si hai lekin mai sirf apni padai
par dhyan deta hoon." "Chal hat, mujhe hi bana raha hai mai khub
janti hoon larkon ko larki dekh kar kya halat hoti hai unki aur
wobhi agar ladka gaon se ho to sahar ki ladiyon ko dekh kar pagal ho
jata hai." "Lekin mai aisa nahi hoon." "Achcha chal koi to achchi
lagti hogi?" "Nahi didi." "Nahi didi, chal mai nahi manti ek jawan
ladka jise koi ladki achchi nahi lagti ye ho hi nahi sakta?""Haan
didi aap bhi mujhe koi achchi nahi lagti." "Kyon tu jawn nahi
hai?" "Hoon." "Kya tujh mai koi kami hai?" "Kya didi aap bhi baat
kahan le gyi." "Mai jawan bhi hoon mujh mai koi kami bhi nahi hai
per mujhe jawan ladikiyan achchi nahi lagti.""Kyon jawan ladkiyan
kyo nahi?""Ab jane bhi do na aap meri badi bahan ho aur bahan –bhai
mai aisi baat ki jati.""Are yaar tum sahar mai pad rahe ho 21st
Century mai ji rahe ho aur baaten kar rahe ho purane jamane ki aree…
pagal aaj kal to bhai bahan dost ki tarha hote hai jo apas mai apne
man ki sari baaten ek dusre ko bata dete hai bina kisi sarm ya
jhijak ke.achcha ye bata beer bagerha pita hai?Mai bola, "haan didi
kabhi kabhi doston ke sath pi leta hoon.""Hai, tere paas? Didi
boli"Haan freez mai hai char botal hai. Kya aap bhi piti ho?""Haan
re jab garmi jyada hoti hai to tere jija ji pila dete hai, Kabhi
kabhi to wo whiski bhi pila dete hai.""Tum bahut badal gayi ho
didi."Ha ha wo haste hue boli, "are beta ye sab sahar ki life ka
asar hai. Ab tumhare jija ke sath partiyon mai jati hoon to pini
padti hai. Aur jitni badi partiyon mai hum jate hai whan par ye sab
to aam hai. Kabhi tu bhi chalna hamare sath." "Thik hai didi!" maine
kaha, "ab aap naha lo phir beer pite hue baaten karte rahenge. "Thik
hai" kah kar wo apni gaand hilati hui nahane chali gayi. Mai apne
lund ko pakad kar masal raha tha aur soch raha tha aaj didi badi
frenk ho kar baaten kar rahi hai ho sakta hai aaj unko chodne ka
mauka mil jaye mai sochne lga didi jab naha kar mere lungi aur kurta
pahne gi bina panti ke to sayad rat ko lungi hat jaye ya khul jaye
to unki choot ke darshan hojayen. Tabhi didi naha kar aa gyi.

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